Cold-start intelligence
Fridge Founder
Turns leftover ingredients into a new startup idea.
$180k4M tokens
A different spin.
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A SPINDLE ORIGINAL / FINANCIALLY QUESTIONABLE
AI startup
simulator.
YOUR COMPANYWrapper & Sons™
Survive 12 weeks. Put AI in things that worked fine. Exit before the invoices arrive.
Exit target: 0/4 products · 18/150 hype
Imaginary money. Disturbingly plausible decisions.VC money remaining$1.20M$35k / week to exist
AI tokens12.0M0.0M / week
Investor hype18/ 300A compelling Google Doc.
Paper valuation$5.88MRevenue: $0. Naturally.
WEEK 01 / 12
One decision = one weekWhat needs AI? Nothing. Pick one.
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$90k1.5M tokens
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Replaces a perfectly good button with a conversation.
$105k2M tokens
Launch costs shown above. Weekly operating costs are billed after every decision.
The solution portfolio / 0 unnecessary products
PROBLEMS SOLD SEPARATELYNothing launched yet. Humanity is enjoying a brief head start.